Do NOT elect Bernard Parks to Culver City Council!
If you live in Culver City and have a voice in this election, use it to stop Bernard Parks.
Why? Because for the past week, Mr. Parks has done NOTHING but badger me with recorded phone messages asking for my vote. I cannot condone or endorse such annoyances. This is like a mosquito that managed to buy both your f-ing cell phone and home line numbers. And won't stop calling!
One of his messages even warned me about the postage increase. Wow, thanks Mr. Parks! You're really looking out for me! Way to have my back.
I cannot allow this to continue. I want his campaign destroyed. I want his candidacy demolished. I want his defeat so resounding that he's exhausted all income and can never bother the world again.
I bet this is how the Emperor came to power in Star Wars. He called every f-ing person in the Galactic Republic 3 TIMES IN ONE DAY to ask for their vote with a recorded message.
Save the world! Save your phone bills! Save your sanity! Vote no for Bernard Parks! Voting no for him is the only way to keep me from being disillusioned in the system now.
And if there's a way to remove myself from whatever list he's using, will somebody please tell me? And this process had better be easy because every second I spend on this makes me hate Bernard Parks all the more.
That's right, Bernard Parks. I hate you.
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